Saw pathetic case of Earth-being overcome by sudden drop in temperature ~~~ Entire body rigid and covered with congealed moisture ~~~ was evidently en-route for home ~~~ Eyes and node turned into vegetable matter
Mr. Skygack Observes a Snowman
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Mr. Skygack Observes Snow
An in a lonely stretch of earth ~~~ Bewildering load of crystalized moisture is falling from upper regions round about ~~~ Further progress extremely difficult ~~~ Uncomfortably cool ~~~ Will remain in present location until such time phenomenon shall have abated ~~~ Mayhap longer.
Mr. Skygack Observes Holiday Shopping
Witnessed clever open air juggling act by male earth-being ~ entered many commercial caves, emerging with additional articles, adding difficulty to the balancing act ~ exhibition under direction of female attendant.
Dec 14th, 1907
Mr. Skygack, Mar 30, 1908
Saw odd tribe of earth-beings busily engaged in destroying house ~~ As means of hastening process of destruction, made use of apparatus containing smoke, fluid and noise ~~ Attached to apparatus were long artificial snakes ~~ One earth-being fidgeted around barking at others through horn.
Mr. Skygack, Mar 03, 1908
Saw female earth-being physician examining closely hand of male earth-being ~~ Seemed endeavoring to locate splinter or other foreign substance embedded under cuticle ~~ Diagram on wall showed effects of injuries possible to sustain ~~ Male earth-being pleased with diagnosis.
Mr. Skygack Observes Thanksgiving
Observed bucolic Earth-being with chin-foliage proffering kernel-food to gobble-bird ~~ at same time nervously fingering a nick-blade with slay intentions ~~ did not seem, however, to disarm suspicion-thoughts of fowl, which showed dubious sidestep tendency.
Published November 27, 1912
Mr. Skygack Observes Halloween
Walked along dark town-path about frost time of year and found picket-fences having moulting period ~~ many gates seemed to have left hinge-fastenings ~~ also,
malicious pumpkin-face leered at me through small-boy agency ~~ Earth beings probably having annual ghost-worship.
Published October 31, 1912
Mr. Skygack Arrested!
Front Page News! The Tacoma Times, March 08, 1910
Mr. Skygack, Feb 12, 1908
Saw earth-being wielding blunt club ad piece of sharp metal ~~ Was laboriously cleaning away thick crust from ossified giant ~~ No doubt giant died under pleasant conditions judging from reposeful posture of remains ~~ Have noticed numerous similar specimens conspiciously stationed in public places.
Mr. Skygack, July 4, 1908
At this writing I am in comparative seclusion, owing to general eruptive conditions obtaining over extensive area of earth surface ~~ Earth-beings, old and young, in spells of frenzy carelessly throw packages of noise and destruction in unexpected places ~~ May be due to adverse planetary influences. P.S. ~~ Am in sore need of body covering.