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Weird People, If Any, Live On Mars

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BY J.E. POOLE (by Cable is The Province)

LONDON, Oct. 27. —Unusual interest and widespread preparations are being made In Britain to watch and listen to the planet Mars at midnight on Wednesday. Dr. Stevenson, director of the Mars section of the British Astronomical Association, says he has already observed great changes in the face of the planet, large regions being much darker In coloring than in 1924 while other regions have changed their shape completely, notably In the case of the “Lake of the Sun,” which is completely altered In form. Abbe Moreaux, director of the Bourges Observatory, says that Mars is colder than Siberia.

All over England specially constructed powerful wireless and broadcasting sets will be utilized in an effort to catch any possible signals transmitted by Martians.

By JOHN BOETTEIEGER

YERKES OBSERVATORY. Williams Bay, Wis., Oct. 27.—Mars, within 42-500,000 miles of earth and shining in majestic brilliance through a firmament coming nearer in modern times to approaching the ideal of the astronomers, still holds fast its secret of the ages.

There may living Martians; there probably are none. That rather turns up the situation right after the eminent star-gazers at the observatory here have spent hours gazing at the tantalizing fiery war planet. But if there are humans on Mars, and Prof. Edin B Frost gives a genial, skeptical chuckle as he discusses it, then they are truly weird creature. for the observations have shown Prof. Frost, who is in charge of the work here for the University of Chicago, that certain phases of life on the planet would he most unpleasant.

The professor grants that the present days are the best given since the days of the first telescope for a study of Mars since the planet has come relatively near to earth. It came closer two years ago, bust appeared tower in the heavens and the hazy mists over the celestial equator intervened. As to the physical makeup of the distinctly theoretical Martian, based on last night’s and previous observations, made, here and elsewhere. he is thin sort of creature, Prof. Frost suggests:

MUST BE MIGRATORY.

He must migrate between his north and south hemisphere with the seasons, for undoubtedly the temperatures of all parts of the planet at certain times of the year are far too low to sustain higher forms of life.

“He must have a hide that will protect him from an extremely low temperature and be able to shed it daily when the sun is high, for between night and day there in probable variation in temperature of some 150 degrees Fahrenheit.

“He would perforce breathe most rapidly, for the oxygen on Mars, our observations indicate, is thirty times more rare than on the topmost peak of Mount Everest.

“And it Is certain that his baths must be most infrequent for the amount of aqueous vapor over Mars is far less than over Mount Wilson, 6000 feet above the desert.

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READY FOR THE MARTIANS

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But He Doesn’t Have to Fire a Shot

Grover Mill, N. J., Nov, 1. (AP Wirephoto) When the countryside was thrown into turmoil by a radio broadcast of a “horror tale” depicting an “invasion” from Mars Sunday evening, William Deck, 76, loaded his shotgun and stood his ground.

According to the broadcast, the mythical Martians landed near here and launched their attack. Deck held his position without firing a shot.

Martian Chamber of Commerce Bulletin.

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According to the description, an honest Chamber of Commerce bulletin from Mars would have to read:

“Settle on Mars, one of the first heavenly bodies to cool off after creation. We have practically no water, practically no oxygen in our atmosphere. The oxygen has gone to the rocks, and much of our country is covered with fine red dust, caused by the oxidation of our iron deposits.

“The dust doesn’t stay put, however, because we have winds of gale force almost all of the time, cause by the rapid changes in our temperature – up to 80 degrees at noontime and down to 100 degrees below zero at night.

“We have no twilight, and no dawn. Our daytime sky is no brighter than twilight on Earth, but there’s every chance of romance here. We have two nice moons, one which remains 132 hours above the horizon. Our nearer moon, Phobos, is as close to us as New York to Los Angeles on Earth. And, if you like eclipses, they are a dime a dozen up here. We have as many as 1,000 of them each year.

“Come, spend a year with us, You’ll have plenty of time to look around, because our year is 687 days. And girls – if you happen to weigh around 200 pounds, you’ll find life can be beautiful on Mars, because here, you’ll weight less than eighty.”

(excerpt from the The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky • Sun, Jul 23, 1939)